Biology Pick-up Lines


I wish I was adenine so I could pair with U.

You must be a plant because you've rooted yourself deep in my heart.

You must be a mitochondrion because you're the powerhouse of my heart.

If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

Are you a start codon? Because you're turning me on.

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

You must be a cell because you're the basic unit of my life.

Are you a rainforest? Because you're full of life and wonder.

You must be a biologist because you've got my natural selection.

I think you're a biohazard because you've got a dangerous amount of beauty.

You must be a bee because you're always buzzing in my thoughts.

If I were a plant, you'd be my chlorophyll, turning my world green.

Are you a nucleotide? Because you're the base of my existence.

If I were an amoeba, I'd be splitting myself to be with you more.

Are you a brain cell? Because you're on my mind all the time.