Nerd Flirt

Biology Pick-up Lines

A drawing of a butterfly.
A drawing of DNA.

I wish I was adenine so I could pair with U.

A drawing of a plant with heart-shaped roots.

You must be a plant because you've rooted yourself deep in my heart.

A drawing of a mitochondrion.

You must be a mitochondrion because you're the powerhouse of my heart.

A drawing of a cat.

If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

A drawing of the text "AUG", the standard start codon for the translation of a gene.

Are you a start codon? Because you're turning me on.

A drawing of an enzyme.

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

A drawing of an animal cell.

You must be a cell because you're the basic unit of my life.

A drawing of a rainforest.

Are you a rainforest? Because you're full of life and wonder.

A drawing of a dinosaur and a chicken together.

You must be a biologist because you've got my natural selection.

A drawing of a can labeled as a biohazard.

I think you're a biohazard because you've got a dangerous amount of beauty.

A drawing of a bee.

You must be a bee because you're always buzzing in my thoughts.

A drawing of a small plant coming to life.

If I were a plant, you'd be my chlorophyll, turning my world green.

A drawing of nucleotide.

Are you a nucleotide? Because you're the base of my existence.

A drawing of amoeba.

If I were an amoeba, I'd be splitting myself to be with you more.

A drawing of a neuron.

Are you a brain cell? Because you're on my mind all the time.