Nerd Flirt

Chemistry Pick-up Lines

A drawing of an atom.
A drawing of a benzene ring.

You're like a benzene ring - stable, perfectly proportioned, and always aromatic.

A drawing of red smoke.

Even a noble gas would lose its stability for you.

A drawing of Avogadro (portrait).

I wish my name was Avogadro because then I'd already know your number.

A drawing of an AA battery.

You must be made of ions because I feel supercharged around you.

A drawing of a steel chain.

My love for you is like a covalent bond, unbreakable.

A drawing of an electron and a proton acting on each other.

I'm more attracted to you than an electron is attracted to a proton.

A drawing of red litmus paper.

You must be the acid to my litmus paper because I turn bright red every time I meet you.

A drawing of sugar cubes.

If you were C6, and I were H12, we'd make the sweetest carbohydrate.

A drawing of an oxygen tank.

I think you've got a high oxidation number because you're taking my breath away.

A drawing of a carbon block.

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

A drawing of a person laying his hands into a campfire.

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.

A drawing of a copper wire.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are CuTe.

A drawing of a chemical solution.

You're the perfect solution to all my problems.

A drawing of an electron near a proton.

Hey, girl. Can I be the electron to your proton?

A drawing of an excited emoji.

I was stable on my own, but around you, I go into an excited state.