Math Pick-up Lines
![A drawing of a pie chart.](/assets/nerd-flirt/img/logos/math.webp)
![A drawing of the equation "integral of u = I + C" near a curve labeled "u" where the area under it is labeled "I". A drawing of the equation "integral of u = I + C" near a curve labeled "u" where the area under it is labeled "I".](/assets/nerd-flirt/img/categories/math/89f49.webp)
I wish I was your integral so I could fill the space under your curves.
![A drawing of the equation "Beauty(u) != mu+b for all m, b in real numbers". A drawing of the equation "Beauty(u) != mu+b for all m, b in real numbers".](/assets/nerd-flirt/img/categories/math/faa41.webp)
Your beauty can't be expressed with a linear equation.
![A drawing of the equation "heart = infinity as I approches u". A drawing of the equation "heart = infinity as I approches u".](/assets/nerd-flirt/img/categories/math/9433e.webp)
Are you a limit? Because as I approach you, my heart tends toward infinity.
![A drawing of the equation "sqrt(-n) = u for n in positive integers". A drawing of the equation "sqrt(-n) = u for n in positive integers".](/assets/nerd-flirt/img/categories/math/dbf85.webp)
You must be the square root of a negative number because you're absolutely unreal.
![A drawing of a differential equation where the solution is "u = +-sqrt(y)". A drawing of a differential equation where the solution is "u = +-sqrt(y)".](/assets/nerd-flirt/img/categories/math/6bab8.webp)
Are you the solution to a differential equation? Because I've been working hard to find you.
![A drawing of the equation "(d^2)(u)/dx^2 = I". A drawing of the equation "(d^2)(u)/dx^2 = I".](/assets/nerd-flirt/img/categories/math/d62ca.webp)
I wish I was your second derivative so I could study your concavity and inflection points.
![A drawing of the equations "u = e; integral of u^x = u^x + C; derivative of u^x = u^x; ln(u) = 1; As n goes to infinity, (1+1/n)^n = u". A drawing of the equations "u = e; integral of u^x = u^x + C; derivative of u^x = u^x; ln(u) = 1; As n goes to infinity, (1+1/n)^n = u".](/assets/nerd-flirt/img/categories/math/8e4b4.webp)
Are you Euler's number? Because you're naturally beautiful.
![A drawing of three functions demonstrating the squeeze theorem. A drawing of three functions demonstrating the squeeze theorem.](/assets/nerd-flirt/img/categories/math/4d8d6.webp)
Are you the squeeze theorem? Because I wanna take it to the limit and hit it from both ends.
![A drawing of the statement "u = my h.w.; Therefore I do u for all second in Night". A drawing of the statement "u = my h.w.; Therefore I do u for all second in Night".](/assets/nerd-flirt/img/categories/math/9deac.webp)
Are you my math homework? Because I want to do you all night.
![A drawing of the statement "Att(x) = Attractiveness(x); Att(u) = infinity; Therefore for all p in Population, Att(u) > Att(p)". A drawing of the statement "Att(x) = Attractiveness(x); Att(u) = infinity; Therefore for all p in Population, Att(u) > Att(p)".](/assets/nerd-flirt/img/categories/math/8af3a.webp)
Even with a calculator, I can't quantify how attractive you are.
![A drawing of the equations "u(My Plans) = u My Plans". A drawing of the equations "u(My Plans) = u My Plans".](/assets/nerd-flirt/img/categories/math/a5206.webp)
Can I factor you into my plans for tonight?
![A drawing of the equations "6 = I; 9 = u". A drawing of the equations "6 = I; 9 = u".](/assets/nerd-flirt/img/categories/math/d121d.webp)
Roses are red, violets are fine, I can be your six, want to be my nine?
![A drawing of the equations "I + x = Happy; x = ?". A drawing of the equations "I + x = Happy; x = ?".](/assets/nerd-flirt/img/categories/math/a8f72.webp)
I hear you're good at algebra. Could you replace my X with your number?
![A drawing of the equation "I + u = ?". A drawing of the equation "I + u = ?".](/assets/nerd-flirt/img/categories/math/8180b.webp)
Are you basic math? Because I'm doing you in my head.
![A drawing of a circle. A drawing of a circle.](/assets/nerd-flirt/img/categories/math/882b1.webp)
Are you a circle? Because you seem to have no end to your perfection.