Math Pick-up Lines

$A drawing of a pie chart.$

$A drawing of the equation "integral of u = I + C" near a curve labeled "u" where the area under it is labeled "I".$

I wish I was your integral so I could fill the space under your curves.

$A drawing of the equation "Beauty(u) != mu+b for all m, b in real numbers".$

Your beauty can't be expressed with a linear equation.

$A drawing of the equation "heart = infinity as I approches u".$

Are you a limit? Because as I approach you, my heart tends toward infinity.

$A drawing of the equation "sqrt(-n) = u for n in positive integers".$

You must be the square root of a negative number because you're absolutely unreal.

$A drawing of a differential equation where the solution is "u = +-sqrt(y)".$

Are you the solution to a differential equation? Because I've been working hard to find you.

$A drawing of the equation "(d^2)(u)/dx^2 = I".$

I wish I was your second derivative so I could study your concavity and inflection points.

$A drawing of the equations "u = e; integral of u^x = u^x + C; derivative of u^x = u^x; ln(u) = 1; As n goes to infinity, (1+1/n)^n = u".$

Are you Euler's number? Because you're naturally beautiful.

$A drawing of three functions demonstrating the squeeze theorem.$

Are you the squeeze theorem? Because I wanna take it to the limit and hit it from both ends.

$A drawing of the statement "u = my h.w.; Therefore I do u for all second in Night".$

Are you my math homework? Because I want to do you all night.

$A drawing of the statement "Att(x) = Attractiveness(x); Att(u) = infinity; Therefore for all p in Population, Att(u) > Att(p)".$

Even with a calculator, I can't quantify how attractive you are.

$A drawing of the equations "u(My Plans) = u My Plans".$

Can I factor you into my plans for tonight?

$A drawing of the equations "6 = I; 9 = u".$

Roses are red, violets are fine, I can be your six, want to be my nine?

$A drawing of the equations "I + x = Happy; x = ?".$

I hear you're good at algebra. Could you replace my X with your number?

$A drawing of the equation "I + u = ?".$

Are you basic math? Because I'm doing you in my head.

$A drawing of a circle.$

Are you a circle? Because you seem to have no end to your perfection.