# Math Pick-up Lines

I wish I was your integral so I could fill the space under your curves.

Your beauty can't be expressed with a linear equation.

Are you a limit? Because as I approach you, my heart tends toward infinity.

You must be the square root of a negative number because you're absolutely unreal.

Are you the solution to a differential equation? Because I've been working hard to find you.

I wish I was your second derivative so I could study your concavity and inflection points.

Are you Euler's number? Because you're naturally beautiful.

Are you the squeeze theorem? Because I wanna take it to the limit and hit it from both ends.

Are you my math homework? Because I want to do you all night.

Even with a calculator, I can't quantify how attractive you are.

Can I factor you into my plans for tonight?

Roses are red, violets are fine, I can be your six, want to be my nine?

I hear you're good at algebra. Could you replace my X with your number?

Are you basic math? Because I'm doing you in my head.

Are you a circle? Because you seem to have no end to your perfection.