Physics Pick-up Lines


If you were a physics unit, you'd be a Newton, because you've got the force of attraction.

You must be a superconductor because I feel zero resistance when I'm around you.

Are you a Higgs Boson? Because without you, my universe wouldn't hold together.

If I were a photon, I'd choose to be scattered by you.

You must be a galaxy because you've got a stellar body.

You're fundamental to my existence, just like a quark.

Are you a physics experiment? Because I want to do you repeatedly.

You must be a fusion reactor because you're making my heart melt.

What's common between you and a photon? You both bring color into my life.

You must be a physics professor because you've got the formula for my heart.

Are you a particle accelerator? Because you make my heart race at high velocity.

You are the perfect wave because you seem to be just my frequency.

You must be a celestial body because I'm in orbit around your beauty.

I think my electrons and your protons have some serious potential energy. Wanna convert it to kinetic?

Are you a unit of measure? Because you're my meter of perfection.