Physics Pick-up Lines
If you were a physics unit, you'd be a Newton, because you've got the force of attraction.
You must be a superconductor because I feel zero resistance when I'm around you.
Are you a Higgs Boson? Because without you, my universe wouldn't hold together.
If I were a photon, I'd choose to be scattered by you.
You must be a galaxy because you've got a stellar body.
You're fundamental to my existence, just like a quark.
Are you a physics experiment? Because I want to do you repeatedly.
You must be a fusion reactor because you're making my heart melt.
What's common between you and a photon? You both bring color into my life.
You must be a physics professor because you've got the formula for my heart.
Are you a particle accelerator? Because you make my heart race at high velocity.
You are the perfect wave because you seem to be just my frequency.
You must be a celestial body because I'm in orbit around your beauty.
I think my electrons and your protons have some serious potential energy. Wanna convert it to kinetic?
Are you a unit of measure? Because you're my meter of perfection.