Space Pick-up Lines


Was your father an astronomer? Because I think he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

Even if there were zero gravity, I'd still fall for you.

Are you a star? Because your light guides me in the darkest nights.

Are you a black hole? Because you're irresistibly attractive and I'm getting lost in your gravity.

You must be a solar flare because you've just sent a surge of energy through my heart.

If you were a space event, you'd be the Big Bang, because you've started my universe.

You must be made of dark matter because you're indescribably attractive.

If love was cosmic radiation, I'd be in a full-body suit to protect myself, but around you, I'd take it off.

Are you a satellite? Because you're orbiting my thoughts all day and night.

Are you a comet? Because you leave a glowing path in my heart.

You must be an alien because your beauty is out of this world.

Are you Mars? Because you make my curiosity rover.

Is your name Newton? Because you've got some attractive forces acting on me.

You must be the speed of light because time stops when I look at you.

You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.